I'm either to kiss my wife or kick your ass. I don't see my wife.

♡ I'm a lot cooler than I dress, but I still dress pretty cool. I'm eighteen and an English major. Shakespeare's quote about greatness being thrust upon you is a dick joke, not an inspirational quote to live your life by. ♡

oh hey it’s the stig just chillin’ at the side of the road nbd
#some say he can find the airport in five minutes #and that his Tumblr blog has 50 000 followers #and all he posts is pictures of cats in cups #all we know is #He’s called the Stig!
Posted on Tuesday, February 21st at 11:31AM with 4,606 notes
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