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RastaChiko
I'm either to kiss my wife or kick your ass. I don't see my wife.

♡ I'm a lot cooler than I dress, but I still dress pretty cool. I'm eighteen and an English major. Shakespeare's quote about greatness being thrust upon you is a dick joke, not an inspirational quote to live your life by. ♡

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camsfarts:

College students
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gibberscherries:

I just had a terrible idea.

Every time someone loses a mayoral election, their opponent should send them a package with a note.

"Sorry you lost the election, but you can still be mayor!"

And when they open it, they get Animal Crossing: New Leaf.

jaclcfrost:

the spell can only be broken by true love’s high-five

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touchmemalum:

Reblog if you feel personally attacked by snapback Michael. 

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cuddlememalum:

I WANT TO RUN MY HANDS THROUGH HIS HAIR UGH
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